Paul Pakler
Avatar Review (Without Having Seen It!) With A Quote From Aldous Huxley's Brave New World
Written by Paul Pakler, Fanboy Comics Contributor
Thursday, 02 December 2010 00:00
Hello, my dozen of fans. It is I, your jovial misanthrope, Paul Pakler. I am going to briefly explain why I review movies (without having seen them).
1: I live in New York City, where ticket prices harbor around $12 a pop.
2: Most movies are f@#%tarded.
3: If you still don’t understand, reread Reason Number Two (and replace “Most movies” with “You”).
So, without further (Midsummer Night’s) ado, let’s review some s@#$%y movies!
Boondock Saints II: All Saints’ Day Review (Without Having Seen It)!
Written by Paul Pakler, Fanboy Comics Contributor
Sunday, 08 November 2009 00:00
Greetings to you, noble internet surfer. It is your humble correspondent heretofore known as YHC. YHC has not taken the time out of his busy schedule of watching others polish his ivory tower in order to traipse into a plebian “movieplex,” so YHC would like to take the time to diffuse this seemingly glaring obstacle regarding the ability of his effectively reviewing Boondock Saints II: All Saints’ Day.